I’ve just had a look at the ‘items you own’ section of my Amazon profile, and it’s over 300!

It’s like that moment in sex and the city when Cary does the mental arithmetic about her shoes and realises that’s why she can’t afford a house (shamefully metaphor I know)

If I average my purchases to be £10 (a conservative estimate) then that’s £3000 spent over the last 4 years on Amazon. I think that’s enough to get a place at a Betty Ford clinic!